What do you imagine the most dangerous job in the world to be? Policeman? Fireman? A bomb disposal expert? You're not even close. The one person in the world who has the most dangerous job in the world is also a vital part of your everyday life. Yet, despite how important he is, he is tragically ignored and never given any respect.
"Who is he?" you may ask. "Who is this poor, unsung heroes?" My friends, these one person who has the dangerous job in the world, is none other than the common paperboy!
"What?" you doubtfully repeat. "The paperboy!?" Yes, I know it's skeptical, but your life wouldn't be the same if the paperboy wasn't around! Imagine, you walk down the stairs to your house in the morning and enter the kitchen. There, laying on your table is your plate of donuts, or bagels, or biscuits, right next to your steaming cup of hot coffee, made just the way you like it
But GASP! There's NO NEWSPAPER! No newspaper, which means no news! No horoscopes!